| 1. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
|
| 2. | Category: Apple jokes |
| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Apple jokes |
| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
|
| 5. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
|
| 6. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
|
| 7. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
|
| 8. | Category: Apple jokes |
| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
|
| 9. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
|
| 10. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
|
