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Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm."Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess Ill need a double room for the night."Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "Whats the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "Ive only been here one night!""Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."
 
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