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| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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