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| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!... more
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| Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !... more
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| Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more
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| Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!... more
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| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!... more
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| Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more
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| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more
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