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| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T... more
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