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| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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