Over 9,900 Hilarious Jokes Online!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Music jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:4
 
Joke:Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners