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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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