Over 9,900 Hilarious Jokes Online!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:1
 
Joke:A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer.The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear," she protested."Then," said the attorney, "just whisper them to the judge."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Lawyer Jokes:

1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more

2.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more

3.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more

4.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more

5.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more

6.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more

7.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more

9.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more

10.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners