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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?"The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack."The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?"The old man replies, "Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, Ill give you both of em!"
 
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