Over 9,900 Hilarious Jokes Online!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:1
 
Joke:A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.Whats up? he says.Im having a heart attack, cries the woman.He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as hes dialling. his four-year-old son comes up and says, `Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Teds hiding in your wardrobe and hes got no clothes on!The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.You jerk, yells the husband, my wifes having a heart attack and youre running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-laws death. It also enquires whether she should be buried... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wiz... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument,... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 yea... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams an... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
At a friends wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down t... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my hou... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners